Trump Pays $2 Million To Charity (By Court Order)


WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. IT IS TRISTATE. TRUMP’S HAD ANOTHER ROUGH WEEK
ON THE IMPEACHMENT FRONT, BUT HE’S GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK
FORWARD TO THIS WEEKEND. ON SATURDAY, HE’S GOING TO THE
ANNUAL ARMY-NAVY FOOTBALL GAME. NOW, THIS IS ONE SPORTING EVENT
WHERE TRUMP’S GOT A PRETTY GOOD CHANCE OF NOT GETTING BOOED. ( LAUGHTER )
AND EVEN IF HE IS, THE BOOING WILL BE HIGHLY REGIMENTED:
“SIR, BOO, SIR! PERMISSION TO TELL YOU THAT YOU
SUCK, SIR!” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) SOON– SOON–
SOON, TRUMP COULD HAVE A WHOLE NEW MILITARY TEAM TO ROOT FOR,
BECAUSE THIS WEEK, THE HOUSE PASSED A BILL TO ESTABLISH SPACE
FORCE, WHICH WILL BE DEDICATED TO HANDLING THREATS IN SPACE. ( AS TRUMP )
“LOT OF HIGH-TECH THREATS UP THERE. I HEAR THEY’VE BEEN MAKING
SMALLER AND MUCH MORE PORTABLE YODAS.” ( LAUGHTER )
EVEN BEFORE THE BILL PASSED, TRUMP WAS ALREADY BOASTING ABOUT
SPACE FORCE.>>IT’S ONE OF THE BIGGEST
APPLAUSE OF ANYTHING. IT’S THE SIXTH BRANCH OF THE
UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES, THE SPACE FORCE.>>Stephen: “IT’S ONE OF THE
BIGGEST APPLAUSE”? ( AS TRUMP )
“I’LL DO ANYTHING PEOPLE CLAP FOR! WHO WANTS ‘FREE BEER FORCE’? HOW ABOUT
‘NAME-OF-THE-TOWN-I’M-IN FORCE’?”
BUT SPACE ISN’T AS LOFTY AS IT SOUNDS, BECAUSE THE NEW SPACE
FORCE WILL STILL BE HOUSED WITHIN THE AIR FORCE AND BE
STAFFED BY PERSONNEL WITHIN THE AIR FORCE WHO CURRENTLY WORK ON
SPACE. ( LAUGHTER )
THAT’S RIGHT: SPACE FORCE’S HEADQUARTERS WILL BE IN… PRE-EXISTING OFFICE SPACE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NOW, THE REASON HOUSE DEMOCRATS GAVE TRUMP HIS SPACE FORCE IS
BECAUSE THE BILL THAT ESTABLISHED SPACE FORCE ALSO
CONTAINS THEIR FUTURISTIC DREAM PROJECT: PAID PARENTAL LEAVE FOR
FEDERAL WORKERS. THAT IS GREAT. HELL, YEAH, THAT IS REALLY GET. I’M NOT SURPRISED TRUMP AGREED
TO THAT. ( AS TRUMP )
“MAKES SENSE. WHEN THINGS GET PARENTAL, I
ALWAYS LEAVE.” BUT TRUMP’S NOT JUST GETTING
COOL SPACE TOYS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON. HE’S ALSO DOING SOME GIVING. THIS WEEK, WE LEARNED “HE PAID
$2 MILLION TO EIGHT CHARITIES.” THAT’S A GENEROUS GIFT THAT CAME
STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART OF THE NEW YORK COURT SYSTEM. BECAUSE TRUMP ONLY GAVE A DIME
BECAUSE HE WAS ORDERED BY A JUDGE WHO FOUND THE PRESIDENT
HAD ILLEGALLY USED FUNDS FROM HIS SUPPOSED CHARITY, THE
DONALD J. TRUMP FOUNDATION. THIS IS AN EXCITING MODERN TWIST
>>Audience: BOOO!>>YI AGREE. THIS IS AN EXCITING MODERN TWIST
ON THE ENDING TO “A CHRISTMAS CAROL.” ( AS SCROOGE )
“YOU, BOY! DOWN THERE! WHAT DAY IS IT, BOY?”
( AS CHILD ) “WHY, IT’S THE DAY YOU’RE
LEGALLY COMPELLED TO GIVE TO CHARITY, SIR! ( LAUGHTER )
I’VE GOT A SUBPOENA FOR A CHRISTMAS GOOSE!”
“DARLING BOY! CHARMING BOY!”
IN COURT, DONALD TRUMP ADMITTED TO SHOCKING MISUSE OF HIS
CHARITY’S FUNDS, INCLUDING GIVING HIS OWN PRESIDENTIAL
CAMPAIGN $2.8 MILLION FROM A VETERANS FUND-RAISER, AND
SPENDING $10,000 ON A PORTRAIT OF HIMSELF. ( AS TRUMP )
“IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. IT’S LOOK A MIRROR THAT DOESN’T
KNOW WHEN I’M NAKED.” THIS I LIKE: TRUMP’S THREE ADULT
KIDS WERE OFFICERS OF THE FOUNDATION, AND AS PART OF THE
SETTLEMENT, ERIC, DON JR., AND IVANKA WERE ORDERED TO UNDERGO
MANDATORY TRAINING TO ENSURE THEY DO NOT ENGAGE IN SIMILAR
MISCONDUCT IN THE FUTURE. THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A BIG DAY
FOR ERIC. ( AS ERIC )
“GUYS IT WAS SO FUN– IT WAS SO FUN TO HANG OUT AFFECT AT
MANDATORY CHARITY CLASS! HEY, LET’S HAVE A CLASS REUNION
RIGHT NOW! COME BACK! COME BACK! I’LL GIVE YOU MONEY TO STICK
AROUND! ISN’T THAT– ISN’T THAT HOW
CHARITY WORKS? ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS ) LOVE ME!”
MANDATORY CHARITY TRAINING, MANDATORY CHARITY TRAINING,
MANDATORY CHARITY TRAINING, HIS CHILDREN HAD TO GO TO
MANDATORY CHARITY TRAINING. WHAT KIND OF TEST DO YOU HAVE TO
TAKE AT THE END OF THAT COURSE? QUESTION 1: CHARITY IS:
A: VOLUNTARY GIVING; B: THE NAME OF THE LADY DAD SAYS
TO NEVER TELL MELANIA ABOUT. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW– I’M SORRY. DIJUST BREAK SOME NEWS TO YOU
ABOUT HIS FIDELITY? TRUMP DIDN’T GET TO CHOOSE WHICH
CHARITIES GOT HIS COURT-ORDERED DONATIONS, AND YOU CAN TELL,
BECAUSE ONE OF THEM IS THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND. YES, GOOD FOR THEM. GIVE, GIVE, GIVE, AN EXCELLENT
CHARITY. AND WE HAVE A PHOTOCOPY OF
TRUMP’S CHECK TO THEM. WHAT’S ON THE MEMO LINE? ( AS TRUMP )
“DO I GET TO SAY IT NOW?”

100 Responses

  1. PaPiRiCoSuAvE says:

    i HOPE THE MILITARY (WHICH IS MOSTLY LIBERAL ^_-) TRADES TRUMP FOR PRISONERS CAPTIVE WORLDWIDE…

  2. Sophie Paterson says:

    The motto on the space force patch should be "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!"

  3. John Snow says:

    This is why you need to look at a person's actions, not their words. Trump lies all the time, so it's not surprising that he plundered from a veteran's charity that he set up.

  4. Kenneth R Loper says:

    It's so rare I've never even heard of this benefit off the whatever it is 😃💯😎

  5. Andrew Brent says:

    Donnie is just sucking up to the military. It's another con in a lifetime of cons. "Space Farce".

  6. Iamblessed says:

    2:50……………. I’m not surprised. Trump family will ALWAYS be known as CROOKS

  7. Terje Simensen says:

    Trump will rewrites the anthem last line.
    The land of the Russia

  8. Michael R. says:

    Great economy.!!..ill take it !!! TRUMP 2020 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. T A says:

    I just can't understand how any political party will let Trump run as a candidate for President. A Judge made Trump pay money to several charities because his Trump Charity Foundation spent the millions of dollars he raised on himself – isn't FRAUD a crime? What about the FRAUD Trump committed with Trump University? I thought the FBI does a background check on Candidates for President – how can this criminal be allowed to run ? ? ?

  10. T A says:

    Trump was also ordered by a different Judge to pay all the victims of the Trump University FRAUD why is there any question about removing him from office? Is FRAUD a crime or not ? ? Tikyra Angelique

  11. Keelia Buchanan says:

    Dear Santa,
    All I want for Christmas is for rich people to know the true meaning of charity…oh and the extended version of A Christmas Carol: A One-Man Show starring Stephen Colbert.

  12. Denise Long says:

    V vcvbc. C BC

  13. Carole Trudeau says:

    Couldn’t the constitution perhaps have forgotten a few details, like if a president is sentenced to a jail term, he is to serve it and only then can he stand For re -election

  14. Nameless One Wanderland says:

    A long overdue payment back to the well deserved people.

  15. tony tucker says:

    no difference than stealing from a bank ……. but a charity? …….. come on

  16. Astrobrant2 says:

    Do Congressmen realize that Trump envisions a force with spacecraft which can just zip around the globe, starting, stopping, turning, going in and out of space at will? Like in sci-fi movies. Do they realize that such technology doesn't exist and likely never will?

  17. BakaBule says:

    I wanted beer force 🙁

  18. Astrobrant2 says:

    Why do they have to go to a how-not-to-embezzle class? I thought they and their dad were banned from ever starting another charity or serving on the board of any charity. What happened with that?

  19. Daniel Hawkins says:

    2 million write off on his unpaid and never paid taxes!

  20. BasinStreet Design says:

    If he actually delivered money to any charity, I will believed it when I see it.

  21. Michael Johnson says:

    KAG 2020!

    https://youtu.be/Q9Pb48w01-Q

  22. EUGENE KUPKA says:

    All we need is flying saucer to patrol the Galaxy, looks like a government has been lying to us Area 51 is operational !

  23. Marco .Barrios says:

    that clan is total trash….. hopefully their brand goes to the dumpster as soon as the joker 45 goes to jail

  24. Herb Hungry says:

    honestly a "space force" is not all that stupid and is probably the last thing to criticize him over… maybe his presentation of it. thats well worth laughing at. but the space force thing isn't really a trump idea. its an airforce idea. it seems like its more or less funding going toward space based defense systems, and potentially offense systems. like tungsten rods among other things.

  25. kinn grimm says:

    So in 2015 Obama claimed space to be administered and owned by the USA and now Trump is rolling out the military to realize those claims. You think the rest of the world will just accept that?

  26. Flapkatt says:

    The generous gift, court-ordered. I heard the check bounced all over town. DC town.

  27. Alfred Degiorgio says:

    WHY IS THAT SUPER-HYPOCRITE LINDSEY INSISTING ON THE SHORTEST POSSIBLE IMPEACHMENT MOCK-TRIAL? Does he believe that soonest done, soonest forgotten? Lindsey shall regret the betrayal of his oath-of-office until the day he dies. Lindsey’s treachery and that of his fellow Trump whores shall never be forgotten by Americans present and future. American history shall forever record the Trump impeachment in detail and their descendants shall curse their memory.

  28. steve tafuna says:

    the dems wasted 50million$$ on a Russian hoax,now 30 million n counting on Ukraine hoax,the do nothing demorats r costing the taxpayers millions of our hard earned money on nothing but bullshiet

  29. Smarter Black Bear says:

    We love Trump !

  30. domilontano says:

    SteCo's character acting is ALL THE THINGS!

  31. quest 77051 says:

    wooow!!

  32. Lilith Rogers says:

    Mandatory charity training. DT needs it too.

  33. heiko dobbe says:

    Wonder how much Hunter Biden will have to pay.

  34. d2to2tn b2ta2ti2tl2te2ty says:

    BernieSanders2020!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Silverfox says:

    Masterlegislator Pelosi…Dems get parental leave…(for federal workers only) while Trump gets another military branch. Sound fair?

  36. Joel Manrrique says:

    Bidden should ask Trump kushner qualifications,to have like 20 titles and have the American people pay qualified idiot doing foreign affairs with no experience, Ivanka has no experience that b**** getting paid by our taxpayer dollars, talk about no experience Rick Perry chlorine in nuclear bombs time to get that trailer in jail and his enablers should be locked up.Keep asking Trump if he says he is a genius why won't he released his grades why is he suing silver scrapes won't show the American people how stupid is

  37. Gassebol says:

    In socialist Sweden yet another american tourist was abused by muslim migrants? The urinated in his mouth. Dont vote for the democratic party.
    https://player.vimeo.com/video/379711116

  38. andrey vilipskiy says:

    Good day ! good people ! It’s hard for me to pour out the soul of a stranger and write about my problems.

    I am 27 years old, and in my years, I saw and experienced a lot, in 2014 we started shelling in the Lugansk region, they shot the house where we lived bombed, for 4 years we changed 48 places of residence we live where they shelter but it’s dangerous to fire often we can say we live in fear, my father was injured in 2015, they made medical help and said look for money for treatment abroad. There is no way to renew your passport documents, which is very difficult in our current situation, and my aunt was seriously ill since March September, For 3 months 57.340 hryvnias were spent on treatment due to Feel the people, one hope for you to save the life of your father and help recover relatives 5375 4141 1274 7737

  39. Ben M says:

    Trump's recent catastrophic order to suddenly abandon our critical missions and prized partners in the fight against ISIS et. al. in Syria has deeply compromised the safety of all Americans. This has cemented the view at all branches and levels our military that the current occupant of the Office of the President is a profoundly deranged, incompetent, and corrupt threat to America. Our military has not abandoned their mission to protect Americans and our Republic within the framework of the Constitution that they revere and swore and oath to protect and defend. They pray that the rest of America's citizens do there part and vote the SOB out of office. They must feel sorrow, shame and bitterness too at what the Republican Party has become.

  40. jared holmes says:

    Stop talking about Trump, it's so easy and it's getting old.

  41. John Gemhunter says:

    The first thing the Space Force should investigate is the space between Trump's ears…Just sayin'

  42. Lung Yang says:

    So he still pocketed .8 mil?

  43. Richie Tattersall says:

    TOTAL proof that a President can be charged with breaking the law and found guilty WHILE they are in office.

  44. Robert Harris says:

    Trump i could even shoot someone and people will say nothing … So instead i will just steal from a Charity over 2.5 million to fund my election and if they find out and force me to pay the funds back i will .. but i will get no jail time because i can and if anyone else does this they go straight to jail case closed but me not much

  45. bianca aldana says:

    He just wants another way to steal tax payer money 😑😡

  46. jz says:

    Cheating on taxes + cheating on his wives + cheating in business + cheating with charities + cheating at elections = cheating as a way of life. Yes, that's Donald J Trump.

  47. Mary M Pringle says:

    Stephen don't make fun of people's looks (except in the alter egos) 🙂

  48. James Irving says:

    Qu'elle Surprise….The 3 LITTLE PIGS…Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric were once again found robbing Charities….

  49. Bill Allmon says:

    Stephens just another sellout liberal dembot

  50. Bill Allmon says:

    No wonder nobody’s watching late night any more

  51. MITS _ says:

    The Anti-Christ = Mr. 666, dufus Trumpf

  52. Keith Anderson says:

    I saw someone go to the brig and get kicked out of the military for stealing a can of Pringles.

  53. William H. Baird says:

    This Fake President is about to realize who much America Hates Him!

  54. Brett M says:

    Impeach and replace

  55. jd dj says:

    All those people won't be clapping when that space force is used against them.

  56. jd dj says:

    It is amazing one can get a jaywalking ticket and have to pay a fine, and yet you can be part of the Trump Scum can commit the crime of stealing billions and just have to go to a training class to be taught how not to steal. Is there something wrong with that judge???Hummm?????

  57. PolarPhantom says:

    I'm looking forward to Space Force being immediately shut down when the next president gets in.

  58. nicarazzi says:

    Why isn’t this news 24/7

  59. Quirky Quips says:

    What's that I keep hearing about a guy who worked at some gas company in Ukraine? I think I get the obsession. The great gas bag needs his own personal stash!

  60. Tamara Haye says:

    The video ended… I am still laughing with tears! Thanks!!

  61. binomalia says:

    There already was a space force but it was discontinued. No servicemen in space.

  62. Dick Balls says:

    Yes, the Space Force will be part of the Air Force, just like the Marines are part of the Navy. The Navy passes the buck to the Marines when they hit land. The Air Force will pass the buck to the Space Force once they leave the earth's atmosphere. Jesus Christ, how the fuck is that even funny?

  63. Dick Balls says:

    Funny how he never made a joke about AOC having horse teeth. I wonder why not…

  64. Dick Balls says:

    "Do I get to say it now?" I've never heard Trump use that word, but thanks Colbert for mentioning it and making all of us think about it. You're really helping.

  65. LOWE sonia says:

    Missused 63 MILLION JUST COMPELLED TO GIVE UP 2M ??

  66. Miss M says:

    Some dumbass told Dumpy about the UFOs. 🙁

  67. Willie Godbolt says:

    This is some of the normalization of Trump’s bad behavior that his supporters and cronies in the GOP are willing to ignore because he meets their racist standard. The USAF already has a Space Command that already handles space responsibilities. It’s like establishing a new branch of the government to handle Trump’s impeachment.

  68. M Turner says:

    Here is a link to a great video explaining how Steven Colbert's ratings are tanking. People are tired of his anti-Trump routine, night after night. Sorry Steven. Do watch ——–> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak6UVMc2_Vs

  69. Casey Games says:

    Isn't this considered targeted harrasment under Youtube's new policies..?

  70. Damaged262 says:

    Just don't do Eric again, my diaphram can't take it and my face will burst!

  71. Gary Cooper says:

    “The Space Force” is one of the silliest goddam ideas I’ve ever heard of. Trump is mentally five years old.

  72. rodgebone says:

    paid parental leave attached to a military space budget bill is NOT okay. they have nothing to do with each other. this sort of practice in Congress passing budgets by attaching one agenda to another is wrong and one reason why our govt doesnt work. do i need to say it? quid pro quo?

  73. Shadow Zone says:

    Dance libtard nerds cry cry cry

  74. Dawn-Marie Langlois says:

    Space force LOL Trump

  75. Rock Star says:

    WHERES THE RUSSIAN HACKERS YOU KEEP LYING ABOUT COLBERT

  76. SandyRiverBlue says:

    I'm curious if there will be a new uniform. If so this will end up being very similar to the organizational relationship between the Navy and the Marines. Also, why hasn't anyone pointed out that most (almost all) space travel has been handled by private enterprise since the 1980s, unless cable and GPS satellites are going.to.start attacking each other I can't see how this can go forward without us losing our pants in the deal. Also, you know that we're trillions of dollars in the hole, right?

  77. weburnitatbothends says:

    Bahahahaha

  78. Dewayne Thomas says:

    Is this a rerun or does Trump and the gang just keep doing the same stupid shit over and over again?

  79. George Hawley says:

    If Republicans like to pretend that it was Trumps's interest in corruption in Ukraine that was the reason for the phone call, maybe they should take a look at his corrupt University and fake foundation. Trump is the poster boy for corruption. Maybe they should claim that he called Zelensky to give him some tips.😜

  80. A N D Y says:

    then what the hell was Air force space command going for last 30 years?

  81. Dannik D says:

    So are we just gonna ignore the title of the article "Trump only spent 10k on a paiting of himself because no one else wanted it his laywer says"
    🤣🤣🤣

  82. West Coast Treasures says:

    Like Polosi says he’s a fraud and a want to be loved do right president imposter, make America great again impeach and remove

  83. misty G says:

    DEAR LOW RATED THUG SHOW-TRUMP ALSO FLEW 200 STRANDED SOLDIERS HOME FOR HOLIDAYS IN HIS JET WHEN MILITARY HAD MIX UP. HE FLEW A DYING CHILD ACROSS COUNTRY WITH FULL MED STAFF & MACHINES WHEN COMMERCIAL SAID NO. HE PUT HOMELESS BLACK LADY UP FOR OVER A YR IN HIS HOTEL, PAID OFF A COUPLES MORTGAGE, PAID A DYING CANCER PATIENTS MED BILL, PUT JENNIFER HUDSON & FAMILY UP IN HIS HOTEL WHEN HER PARENTS WERE MURDERED!! NOW HE WORKS/ 24/7 FOR AMERICA/AMERICANS WITH HISTORIC JOBS,ECONOMY, MILITARY,VET HELP, TRADES, WHILE DEMS DO NOTHING BUT SPIT ON AMERICA. NAME ONE THING YOU HAVE DONE TO HELP PEOPLE MR THUG? ALL U DO IS TEAR PEOPLE DOWN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. WHO DO U THINK U ARE?? YOU ARE SCUM AND YOUR KARMA IS COMING.

  84. Helena Jackson says:

    Damn, now I kinda feel bad for Eric

  85. Richard Dastrup says:

    Stephen Colbert knows this to be true because he helped out with the bill. I'm sure that's why he has it on his show. Because it cant be Trump syndrome. It cant be the same ole song and dance where he has nouthing else but talk about The President of the United states. Because Stephen Colbert should move to Venezuela.

  86. Paola Z O-L says:

    he should be impeached only for this

  87. M. Kitteh says:

    😂😂 the upper lip and the cha cha dance…funniest ever! Stephen, you are a universally brilliant performer! ❤️

  88. Love Music says:

    So, Space Force is not really the 6th part of our armed forces. It is part of the Air Force, work done by people already working on space issues, in currently staffed offices.

  89. Allison Williams Hill says:

    Eric is Ivanka with short hair pre-plastic surgery.

  90. Event Horizon says:

    Tell us how much you donate to charity Steve and let’s talk about the Clinton foundation.

  91. Susette Tilton says:

    What did he use???tax payers money

  92. Sage Channel says:

    Trump is such a sickeningly corrupt individual.
    I never though such thoroughly evil men could exist, but it turns out those old films were right, some people are just rotten.

  93. And nothing else happened says:

    2 MILLION? Hillary be like that's cute.

  94. And nothing else happened says:

    you fascists love you some "mandatory"

  95. Flying Llama says:

    Did they have to name it 'United Negro' ?? Why not something like Black american or african american?

  96. Norm alice says:

    I do sort-of wish we'd be a bit nicer to Eric. From what I understand, he was the one who actually made the charity worthwhile until his dad came in and saw all the free money lying around. I could understand incorrectly, of course, but the "ugly duckling" in a family is always the most sane. Be nice and maybe he'll turn on them, eh?

  97. Coded lulu says:

    The answer is b), Charity Greenleaf

  98. Marie Smith says:

    Trump, Whenever it's something parental I always leave. HahahaLOL

  99. Shlom Goldberg says:

    This show sucks

  100. Felixx Denolo says:

    United negro college fund lol 😂

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