No matter who you are, high school is the same. It’s the best of times, it’s the worst of times. Full of wonderful people and not so wonderful people. Ow! Zombie fascists! High school kind of sucked for us. (Loser). We know that there has been some bad blood between us but, there is no reason why we can’t finish off the school year being civil. Wow. Law 15: Crush your enemy totally. So we’re screwed. We are gonna stand up for ourselves! How exactly are we going to do that? All we had to do was convince the outsiders, misfits and weirdos of the school to band together. What you’re proposing is like the Rebel Alliance. Why do we have two sci-fi nerds here? He’s sci-fi, I’m fantasy. It’s totally different. But neither of you get laid right? Yes! These files represent the entire student body. The key is figuring out what makes people tick, and then exploiting it mercilessly. I like you Virginia, even if you are named after a slave state. Let’s do this. You’re going to be popular. We were actually thinking more along the lines of revenge. It smells like Comic Con in here anyway. Pound it, blow it up, pshhh cool. Yes! I will not allow them to roam the halls of this school thinking that they are my equal. Man, rich white people are messed up. Huh, huh, huh, huh Thank you for hosting us, my mom says never come to a party empty-handed. Sweet. Oh my god, we are diversifying our high school experiences already.