Lightning McQueen Goes to Court | Pixar Cars


– [Sheriff] The Radiator
Springs Traffic Court will come to order. (door bangs) – Hey, you scratched my pan, I oughta take a blowtorch to you, man. – You were blockin’ the road. You headed by the car. – Officer, talk to me, babe,
how long is this gonna take? I gotta get to California pronto. – Where’s your lawyer? – I don’t know, Tahiti maybe. He’s got a time share there. – When a defendant has no lawyer, the court will assign one to him. Hey, anyone wanna be his lawyer? (screeches) – Shoot, I’ll do it, Sheriff. – [Sheriff] All rise, the
honorable Doc Hudson presiding. – Show off. – May Doc have mercy on your soul. (door bangs) – All right, I wanna
know who’s responsible for wreckin’ my town, Sheriff? I want his hood on a platter. I’m gonna put him in jail ’til he rots. No, check that. I’m gonna put him in jail ’til
the jail rots on top of him and then I’m gonna move him to a new jail and let that jail rot. I’m… Throw him out of here, Sheriff. I want him outta my court room. I want him outta my town. Case dismissed. – Yes!
– Boy I’m pretty good at this lawyerin’ stuff. – Sorry I’m late, Your Honor. – Holy Porsche. She’s gotta be from my attorney’s office. Hey, thanks for comin’, but we’re all set. He’s letting me go. – He’s letting you go? – Yeah, your job’s pretty easy today. All you have to do now is stand
there and let me look at ya. Listen, I’m gonna cut to the chase. Me, you, dinner, pa-tcha-kow! – What the? Ow, ooh, please! – I know, I get that reaction a lot. I create feelings in others that they themselves don’t understand. (engine revs)
– Ow! – Oh, I’m sorry, did I scare you? – Well, a little bit,
but I’ll be all right. – Okay. I’m gonna go talk to the judge. – Do what you gotta do, baby. Oh, but listen, be careful. Folks around here are not
firing on all cylinders, if you know what I mean. – Ka-train! – I’ll keep that in mind. (upbeat music)

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