Kavanaugh Hearing Cold Open – SNL


[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>>HI. HELLO.
I’M HARRIS FAULKNER. AND WE’RE HALFWAY THROUGH THE
KAVANAUGH HEARING. IT’S A SPECIAL COVERAGE WE AT
FOX NEWS ARE CALLING WHOAH-OH. JUDGE KAVANAUGH HIMSELF IS ABOUT
TO APPEAR SO LET’S GO LIVE TO THE SENATE HEARING ROOM WHERE
TWO OF THE OLDEST WHITE PEOPLE I’VE EVER SEEN ARE ABOUT TO RUN
A CIRCUS. [ BANGING ]
>>ORDER. ORDER.
WE’RE CALLING THIS HEARING BACK TO ORDER.
>>THAT’S RIGHT. WE’RE BACK FROM LUNCH.
I HAD SOUP.>>AND I HAD SOUP AS WELL.
IT WAS TOO HOT. NOW WE JUST HEARD SOME VERY
MOVING TESTIMONY FROM DR. FORD. I LISTENED TO HER AND I KEPT A
VERY OPEN MIND AND THAT’S WHY I ALREADY VOTED YES FOR KAVANAUGH
BEFORE SHE EVEN SAID A WORD. NOW WE’VE HEARD FROM THE ALLEGED
VICTIM, BUT NOW IT’S TIME TO HEAR FROM THE HERO, JUDGE
BRETT KAVANAUGH, WHO I’M BEEN TOLD HAS BEEN SHADOW BOXING IN
THE MEN’S ROOM FOR THE LAST 45 MINUTES.
JUDGE KAVANAUGH. [ APPLAUSE ]
JUDGE KAVANAUGH.>>WHAT?
>>ARE YOU READY TO BEGIN? OH, HELL YOU.
LET ME TELL YOU THIS I’M GOING TO START AT AN 11, I’M GOING TO
TAKE IT TO A 15 REAL QUICK. FIRST OF ALL I SHOWED THIS
SPEECH TO ALMOST NO ONE. NOT MY FAMILY, NOT MY FRIENDS,
NOT EVEN P.J. OR TOBIN OR SQUEE. THIS IS MY SPEECH.
THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE IT BUT IT IS MINE.
I WROTE IT MYSELF LAST NIGHT WHILE SCREAMING INTO AN EMPTY
BAG OF DORITOS. I’M HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE OF A
SHAM. POLITICAL CON JOB ORCHESTRATED
BY THE CLINTONS, GEORGE SOROS, CATHY GRIFFON, THE GAY MAFIA AND
MR. RONAN SINATRA. NOW I’M USUALLY AN OPTIMIST, I’M
A KEG IS HALF FULL KIND OF GUY. BUT WHAT I’VE SEEN FROM THE
MONSTERS ON THIS COMMITTEE MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE AND NOT FROM
BEER. DR. FORD HAS NO EVIDENCE, NONE.
MEANWHILE, I’VE GOT THESE. I’VE GOT THESE CALENDARS.
THESE BEAUTIFUL, CREEPY CALENDARS.
ABOUT LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH P.J. AND SQUEE AND DONKEY DONALD
DOUG. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SQUEE OR
DONKEY DONG DOUG, DO YOU? YOU JUST WANT TO HUMILIATE ME IN
FRONT OF MY WIFE. MY PARENTS, AND ALYSSA FREAKING
MILANO. WELL GUESS WHAT?
I’M NOT BACKING DOWN YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
I DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD STOP.
TO QUOTE MY HERO, CLINT EASTWOODS CHARACTER IN
“GRAND TORINO,” GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN.
NOW LET’S DO THIS.>>OKAY.
WELL, I’M HARD AS HELL. SENATOR FEINSTEIN, YOU WANT TO
FIGHT THIS MONKEY FIRST.>>JUDGE KAVANAUGH, ARE SAYING
THAT ALL THE CLAIMS OF DR. FORD, MRS. RAMIREZ AND MRS. SWETNICK
ARE FALSE?>>DOY.
>>THEN IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE, WOULD YOU AGREE TO AN
INDEPENDENT FBI INVESTIGATION INTO THE ALLEGATION?
>>ASKED AND ANSWERED. I WANTED A HEARING THE NEXT DAY.
THE NEXT DAY.>>OKAY, THAT IN NO WAY ANSWERS
MY QUESTION. WOULD YOU AGREE TO AN FBI
INVESTIGATION?>>YOU WANT A REAL
INVESTIGATION, THEN JUST LOOK AT MY —
LOOK AT MY CALENDARS. AND YOU’RE GOING TO SEE THAT
EVERY NIGHT I WAS LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH PJ AND SQUEE AND
HANDSY HANK AND GANG BANG GREG. BUT YOU KNOW THE LIBERAL MEDIA
IS GOING TO FIND SOME WAY TO SPIN.
>>OKAY, CAN WE VOTE NOW?>>NO.
NO. SENATOR HATCH.
>>I JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT THAT DEMOCRATS IN THIS COMMITTEE
HAVE ACTED LIKE COWARDS. NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I’D
LIKE THE HIDE BEHIND THE FEMALE PROSECUTOR WE’VE HIRED TO ACTADS
A HUMAN SHIELD.>>HI.
OKAY. I HAVE GOT ABOUT 4,000 LOOSE
PAPERS ON THIS WEIRD LITTLE BABY DESK THAT THEY SET UP FOR ME.
OKAY, FIRST ALL OF — HELLO. MY NAME IS RACHEL MITCHELL.
I’M HERE MOSTLY FOR TWITTER AND ALTHOUGH EVERYONE WILL
CONSTANTLY BE REFERRING TO ME AS A FEMALE PROSECUTOR, YOU REALLY
CAN JUST CALL ME A STRAIGHT UP PROSECUTOR.
NOW BEFORE WE BEGIN –>>YOUR TIME IS UP.
>>OKAY. WELL, I’M ALREADY REGRETTING
THIS, OKAY.>>OKAY.
SENATOR KLOBUCHAR.>>OKAY.
OKAY. HERE WE GO.
NOW, JUDGE KAVANAUGH WOULD YOU SAY THAT IN HIGH SCHOOL YOU WERE
A FREQUENT DRINKER?>>LOOK, I LIKE BEER.
OKAY. I LIKE BEER, I LIKE BEER.
BOYS LIKE BEER, GIRLS LIKE BEER. I LIKE BEER.
I LIKE BEER. SO I ASKED IF YOU DRANK IN HIGH
SCHOOL AND YOU SAID I LIKE BEER 10 TIMES.
THAT LEADS ME TO THE NEXT QUESTION.
DID YOU EVER DRINK TOO MANY BEERS?
>>YOU MEAN WAS I COOL? YEAH.
>>ALL RIGHT THEN. TELL ME THIS, JUDGE, DID YOU
EVER DRINK SO MUCH THAT YOU BLACKED OUT?
>>I DON’T KNOW. DID YOU?
HUH? HUH?
DID YOU EVER BLACK OUT?>>EXCUSE ME?
>>SORRY. SORRY.
I DIDN’T MEAN THAT. I THINK I JUST BLACKED OUT FOR A
SECOND.>>I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, JUDGE.
AND CAN I JUST ASK, IS THAT ALYSSA MILANO BEHIND YOU?
SHE IS REALLY GOOD AT FINDING THE LENS.
>>OKAY. ORDER.
ORDER. SENATOR TILLIS.
>>THANK YOU. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO YIELD MY
TIME TO THE FEMALE ASSISTANT — OH, SORRY WOULD YOU PREFER
STEWARDESS?>>OKAY, I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I
FLEW HERE ON SOUTHWEST FOR THIS. OKAY.
NOW JUDGE KAVANAUGH DID YOU HAVE THE DEFINITION OF SEXUAL
BEHAVIOR IN FRONT OF YOU?>>YES.
>>OKAY. COULD YOU PLEASE READ IT TO
YOURSELF AND WHILE YOU DO, COULD YOU LOOK AT THE PIECE OF PAPER
LIKE YOU HATE IT AND COULD YOU ALSO SQUINT AND MAKE YOUR MOUTH
INTO THE TINIEST LITTLE MOUTH WE’VE EVER SEEN.
[ LAUGHTER]>>OKAY.
I READ IT.>>OKAY.
NOW HAVING READ THAT –>>TIME’S UP.
>>VERY COOL, VERY COOL.>>SENATOR BOOKER, ARE YOU
READY TO SPEAK?>>I WILL NOT DIGNIFY THIS
HEARING WITH WORDS. I WILL JUST SHOW YOU ONE
EXPRESSION I CALL THE BOOKER LOOK.
>>OOKAWHI. THANK YOU, SENATOR BOOKER.
SENATOR KENNEDY FROM LOUISIANA.>>I ONLY HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR
YOU. I WANT TO LOOK IN FRONTF OGOD
AND ANSWER HONESTLY, THAT BEER YOU LIKE TO DRINK, WE TALKING
FOREIGN OR DOMESTIC?>>
>>I DRINK AMERICAN BEER.>>YOU LIKE DRINKING HEINEKEN ON
US.>>I DRINK AMERICAN BEER.
>>NO FURTHER QUESTIONS! THIS GUY CHECKS OUT.
I GIVE THE REST OF MY HIM TO MISS FRIZZLE.
>>OKAY. WELL, NOW I GOT TO MAKE THIS
QUICK –>>THAT’S IT.
>>OKAY. DAMN IT.
>>SENATOR WHITEHOUSE.>>YES.
I’D JUST LIKE TO ASK JUDGE KAVANAUGH ABOUT HIS YEAR BOOK.
>>OH, YEAR BOOK? WE GOTTA TALK ABOUT A YEAR BOOK
RIGHT NOW?>>YEAH, JUDGE KAVANAUGH WHAT IS
BOOPING?>>IT’S FLATULENCE, I WAS 16.
>>COULD YOU USE BOOP IN A SENTENCE?
>>YEAH, SURE. I PASSED OUT FROM DRINKING, THEN
I BOOPED SO LOUD I WOKE MYSELF UP.
>>WHAT ABOUT DEVIL’S TRIANGLE?>>IT’S A DRINKING GAME.
>>ESKIMO BROTHERS?>>DRINKING GAME.
>>EIFFEL TOWER WITH DOUGIE ONE NUT?
>>THAT WAS A POSSIBLE TRIP TO FRANCE THAT DID NOT PAN OUT.
>>JUDGE KAVANAUGH, MY STAFF JUST GOOGLED ALL THESE TERMS AND
THEY CLEARLY REFER TO SEX.>>WELL THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE
BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE SEX FOR MANY, MANY, MANY YEARS.
ALL I DID WAS DRINK A LOT AND NOT THINK ABOUT HAVING SEX AT
ALL. I WAS THE PROUDEST, DRUNKEST
VIRGIN YOU’VE EVER SEEN. AND EVERYONE CAN RELATE TO THAT.
>>OKAY. NOW I OBJECT.
>>OKAY, LINDSEY GRAHAM.>>I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
AND SHAKE MY FINGER AND GET RID OF THIS TOMATO FOR 15 MINUTES
AND I KNOW I’M SUPPOSED TO SHUT UP BECAUSE I’M A SINGLE WHITE
MALE, 5’10” UNCUT. BUT I
WILL NOT SHUT UP BECAUSE THIS IS A BUNCH OF C-R-A-P, CRAP.
THIS AIN’T NO TRIAL. THERE AIN’T NO DUE PROCESS.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, JUDGE KAVANAUGH?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?>>IS THIS A REAL QUESTION?
>>THIS IS. HELL.
THAT’S WHAT THAT IS. IT’S HELL.
IS THIS HELL TO YOU, JUDGE KAVANAUGH?
>>IT’S PRETTY BAD.>>IT’S HORRIFIC.
AND FOR WHAT? YOU DON’T JUST BEAT BILL COSBY
AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU’RE NOT ANYMORE.
>>OKAY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO COMPARE ME TO BILL COSBY.
>>NO, YOU ARE HIM. IMAGINE THIS MAN IN HANDCUFFS
LIKE COSBY.>>PLEASE STOP SAYING
BILL COSBY.>>PUT THIS MAN ON THE SUPREME
COURT RIGHT NOW. NO VOTES, NO DISCUSSION.
YOU GIVE HIM A GOD DAMN ROBE AND YOU LET HIM DO WHATEVER THE HELL
HE WANTS. BECAUSE THIS RIGHT NOW, THIS IS
MY AUDITION FOR THE TRUMP CABINET.
ANDALLO — ALSO A REGIONAL PRODUCTION OF “THE CRUCIBLE”
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY I WAS GOOD.>>ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. I THINK WE’VE HEARD MORE THAN
ENOUGH. RANKING MEMBER FEINSTEIN, WOULD
YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING IN CLOSING.
>>I JUST HAVE ONE FINAL QUESTION FOR JUDGE KAVANAUGH.
AFTER ALL OF THIS, DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
DEMEANOR AND TEMPERAMENT TO BE A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE?
>>I WENT TO YALE. I WORKED MY BUTT TOUGH TO GET
HERE. I BUSTED MY BUNS.
I LIFTED WEIGHTS. EVERY DAY.
WITH WITH TOBIN, PJ AND SQUEAK AND DONKEY DONG DOUG.
AND YEAH, WE HAD A COUPLE THOUSAND BEERS ALONG THE WAY,
ESPECIALLY MY GOOD FRIEND MARK JUDGE WHO CAN’T REMEMBER HUGE
CHUNKS OF HIS LIFE BUT IS SOMEHOW MY KEY WITNESS.
YOU THINK I’M ANGRY, YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT I AM.
BUT YOU THINK I’M ANGRY NOW, YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET ON THAT
SUPREME COURT BECAUSE THEN YOU’RE ALL GOING TO PAY.
GIVE ME A CAN OF WATER. AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S

100 Responses

  1. Prime Time Monky hours says:

    β€œJud….”
    β€œWHAT!!!!”
    I died πŸ˜‚

  2. zeke dawgg says:

    "I like beer! Ok! I like beer!"

  3. Suz Clayton says:

    You mean I'm cool?

  4. L Don says:

    It’s funny because Kavanaugh didn’t actually do it

  5. TJT101 says:

    THIS IS STUPID WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

  6. E says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is so accurate & terrifying & that's why we laugh.

  7. Jordan Walker says:

    This is the best performance of Matt Damon's career. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

  8. θ₯Ώζ–Ήη–―η™«δΈœζ–Ήη³ŠζΆ‚ says:

    Crazy thing about this, is that the real guy and the real speech is much more crazy then this comedy show, and consider the fact the guy is now the supreme judge in US supreme court!

  9. Jazzernaut says:

    That didn’t age well… derp…

  10. Roundhead Anderson says:

    I’m glad the allegations were proven false, this is much for enjoyable watching lmao

  11. Randy Johr says:

    Regardless of your opinion on the issue, this is pretty darn funny

  12. H.P Lovecraft's Cat says:

    Libtards always lose.

  13. John Wayne's 45 says:

    maybe matt damon should be the one on the hot seat and maybe he would have a different sentiment

  14. Haley Gonlar says:

    I still love this. Matt Damon is brilliant

  15. EventualSuccess says:

    Why do him and Ben Affleck sound similar when yelling? Lol πŸ˜‚

  16. the kekambas says:

    Those accusations were obviously politically motivated

  17. Valrock Mograth says:

    3:52 OK well I'm hard as hell

  18. Christal Larkins says:

    πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ’—πŸ’—πŸ’—

  19. Writingrider1 says:

    8:45 "NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!" makes me rofl every time. Not sure why that joke always hits me the hardest in a skit loaded with great comedy.

  20. marlon webber says:

    Sniff sniff: WHAAT!! lol πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€ͺ

  21. ZenyattaMain says:

    How did they get the real Lindsey Graham?

  22. Mathias Kanuck says:

    LOL don't they have anything better to do than mock fox…. As if CNN isn't just as ridiculous.

    SNL is leftist as fuck. All the white show members probably punch the mirror in white guilt everyday.

  23. dskebo says:

    Who is the blond to matts left. She was awesome.

  24. Lana Larue says:

    πŸ‘½πŸ‘½πŸ‘½

  25. Nathan Torres says:

    Forgot I was watching SNL, was about to skip when I saw "Fox News"

  26. Kardz22 says:

    There was no evidence against kavanaugh

  27. erick johnson says:

    This is sooo funny…good job SNL

  28. Drm934 says:

    The guy to the back right looks like the son of Matt damon and bret kavanaugh

  29. Catherine Erol says:

    Fuck Lyndsey graham

  30. kailie frates says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  31. kailie frates says:

    This satire is superbπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  32. sixfoot2011 says:

    The funniest lines in this open are actually just taken straight from the hearing transcript

  33. Alyson Clegg says:

    So brilliant! Lmbo!!! Due to recent events, I just had to come back for another watch. Good times!πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ‘

  34. tropicAces says:

    Happy one year anniversary of this gem, everyone

  35. C F says:

    Love Aidy Bryant in this

  36. BEATON DAVID KOLLIE says:

    One of the best displayed of emotional response on SNL 🀣🀣🀣

  37. kimberly cornelius says:

    I'm just glad judge #kavanagh here checking up

  38. Amy Shaw says:

    I forgot how funny it was when the democrats tried to ruin the lives of two young girls, a wife and mother and a husband and dad with no proof.

  39. Jouh says:

    I am not sure what kind of focus training these people have done but how did they not laugh (not even crack a smile) at Matt Damon's speech?

  40. th33 Smackdown says:

    Super πŸ˜„ funny

  41. Todd Howard says:

    β€œI only have one question for you, I want you to look me in the eye, in front of god, and I want you to answer honestly.
    β€œThat beer you like to drink, are we talking foreign or domestic?”

    β€œI drink American beer.”

    β€œYou ain’t drinking Heineken on us!”

    β€œI DRINK AMERICAN BEER!”

    β€œNO FURTHER QUESTIONS, THIS GUY CHECKS OUT! I yield the rest of my time to Ms. Frizzle.”

    Killed me, it just works.

  42. Karrie Mushaben says:

    I’ve watched this a million times and it’s still great!!

  43. GS says:

    They did not recognize Dratch.

  44. tell me that lie one more time says:

    How good was Rachel! Kate is a goddess.

  45. Stephanie Acocella says:

    I swear I've watched this like 30 times and it makes me laugh harder each time

  46. Jamie Reeves says:

    Come on everyone, he's not guilty because he's got those creepy calendars!

  47. omega omega says:

    kavanaugh is a fucking rapist that needs to be jailed

  48. obannon roy says:

    Gangbang Greg was the man loool

  49. nogh Thangs says:

    the calendar was more evidence than Ford… she does not go by the name Ford.

  50. Donna Barry says:

    Lindsey graham is beautiful. Spot on…ya gotta laugh!!

  51. John RabsonJr says:

    It’s a shame it wasn’t called the Ford Probe.

  52. Liane Cornils says:

    Lol

  53. palmieres says:

    I'm still wondering what would make a person keep a calendar of their college years where all there is in it is "lifting weights night"

  54. Lisa Zao says:

    This is my favorite sketch from SNL since the Trump drama

  55. Sandy G says:

    The dislikes are ALL MEN. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

  56. STEVEN OSMA says:

    Boring. Too long

  57. Olivia Nobile says:

    this is my favorite snl skit of all time

  58. Tommy Sparks says:

    "..just please stop saying Bill Cosby." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  59. Ms Cloudherder says:

    Handsy Hank … and Donkey Dong Doug…lol.

  60. MercifulBanana says:

    one of the best cold opens, and i’m conservative lmao

  61. NickSquaredTV says:

    Watch Matt’s face at the very end. He knows he nailed it 12:50

  62. veryarmed verydangerous says:

    Right…… super Weird why even lie like this. 😹

  63. Sarthak Mohanty says:

    Kate McKinnon looks more like Max Headroom than Lindsey Graham

  64. Seth Sade says:

    I like beer!

  65. Ononto Jolil says:

    Pause at 2:28 with subtitles on. It says gay mafia lol

  66. Alina Sandro says:

    Difference Between Brett and Matt, Matt is handsome

  67. Grady K says:

    β€œTwo of the oldest white people I’ve ever seen run a circus” πŸ˜‚

  68. jetulik says:

    Brett Kavanaugh is innocent…remember that

  69. Garrett Whipkey says:

    Kudos to Kate McKinnon for actually working to produce an actual Carolina accent, not so much the guy who played Mark Meadows. Being from the South doesn't mean "sounds like Scarlett O'Hara"

  70. Stephen Sanders says:

    LOL

  71. joseph chacon says:

    WHAT!

  72. lovelylady89 says:

    Matt Damon could've easily played the wolf of wallstreet

  73. 86HMann says:

    Matt Damon killed it! Hilarious!!!

  74. Yash says:

    Damon must have been in the bathroom for a while after this

  75. Selena Texas says:

    ,🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  76. Jimbo L says:

    Kavanaugh is his own parody. He's on the Supreme Court because….?

  77. Big Electron says:

    Daaamn Matt damon is a perfect Kavanaugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

  78. ToyCarCollection says:

    Rachel Dratch should’ve gotten more recognition in this sketch

  79. BUBBA da Lovesponge says:

    I'd like to note Ms Milano has become a running gag everywhere πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ and no matter what side of the fence you're on we uniformly laugh at her assπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  80. Caleb Messinger says:

    I feel like β€œLindsey Graham” is having a stroke, and even β€œKavanaugh” is confused about what is happening

  81. James Mines says:

    "Gimme a can of water!" πŸ˜‚

  82. kaize666 says:

    I didn't watch this the first time. My wasn't ready for this.

  83. Jason Goldstein says:

    He should have gotten an Emmy for this. Epic performance!

  84. Nino Bravo says:

    Kate Kate πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

  85. Crimson5 says:

    I could watch a longer version of this for hours

  86. NotoriousNoe says:

    So here it is October 2019 and still not a single solitary shred of real evidence to prove what this woman alleged. This whole damn sketch is shameful. Where's all the support for all the many countless men who have been falsely accused of crimes they never committed? Their lives get ruined but who cares, right #believeallwomen

  87. CesarConH says:

    2:40 " I'm a kinda of a keg have full guy"

  88. J Ryan says:

    5'10 white male uncutπŸ˜‚

  89. Aamir Khan says:

    the original kavannaugh hearing looked more like an snl sketch than the actual snl sketch

  90. Oscar Leon says:

    Looks like he is doing that Ole Cocaine

  91. Kent Holdett says:

    SNL has become LAME. Phony laugh track…not funny

  92. ronkirk50 says:

    Now in addition to Clarence Thomas, we have another sexual harasser in Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court. What kind of justice are women going to get with their issues if they come before the court when two of the justices have so little respect for women?

  93. N. Herbig says:

    Omg I can't believe this was a year ago, I remember this like it just happened last week.

  94. S Reynaga says:

    Matt Damon knocks it out of the park! Bravo

  95. THR33STEP says:

    INSTANT CLASSIC!!!

  96. Diljot Singh says:

    Matt nailed it.
    That opening… WHATTT…
    Awesome and how people behind Matt kept straight faces.

  97. Diljot Singh says:

    90% of the questions and answers actually happened

  98. Native Level says:

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  99. mathurdino says:

    Dr. Ford – where it happened I don't know.
    Whom you were with? I don't know.
    Whom you were with? I don't know.
    But I had one beer….
    Jury – Dr. Ford…. Go f yourself!

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