Justice and a Slim Jim | MPGIS S2 | Episode 4


Eh! Eh! Eh! Mom! Mom! Mommy! What is it Mikayla? Mommy’s busy with her
Adderall and Zinfandel. Zinferall… Adderdel… Zinafa… Zan can… Mom! I can’t reach the Gushers! Mikayla, you already had a pack of Gushers
this afternoon. Yeah. What’s your fucking point? Jesus Mikayla, shut the fuck up. I ate the
last bag of Gushers while you were taking your afternoon bath, you dirt ball. Oh, well, in that case, Shay, I suggest you
sleep with one eye open. Mikayla! What does Mommy say about making
threats we know we can’t keep? Oh, no Mommy, I will keep it. You heard her Shay. One eye open. Hieeeeee!!!!! Hieeee!!!!! Hieeeee!!!! Hieeeeee!!!!! Nice of you to show up, Cameron. Save it Shay, I just had to break up with
my 29 year old boyfriend today, ok? Oh no sweetie, why? Because I got a brand new 31 year old boyfriend!
Suck it bitches! Yeah, my new boyfriend is so much more mature.
My old boyfriend was always like, “Oh, I just got divorced, why’d you give me herpes?” And
my new boyfriend is all like, “Fuck my ex-wife, I already had herpes and I don’t even care.” Shay, sweetie, when is your little friend
coming over? Oh great, do we get to entertain another one
of Shay’s “investigate my vagina” boys. Seriously, Shay, just commit to the dick. Uh, no, actually I invited Deandra to dinner. Why am I gasping? I already knew that. Ugh, Mom are you talking to yourself again? Girls night! Shay why would we invite Deandra over? Isn’t
she just a little pissed off that, you know, that we ripped her arms off? Ub, nope, definitely knew that one too. Cameron she said doesn’t care about that anymore.
She has new arms now. Sorry. Wrong arm. Come in. Hieeeee!!!!! Sup. Deandra! I love what you’ve done with your
nubs! Thanks, don’t scuff it up. My dad’s still
making payments. Hey Shay. What? Hi Deandra! Hello Gizmo. So Deandra, have you heard the big news that
everyone’s talking about? I have a new boyfriend! Yo tengo un nuevo hombre. Oh sorry, I must’ve missed that one. You know
I’ve been kind of busy getting my arms reattached. Remember, the ones that you ripped out of
their sockets! Is it gonna be like this all night? I’m sorry, I just needed to get that off of
my chest… Similar to the way that you ripped my arms off of my chest. That was the last
one. Alright fine. Oh no, Mommy’s glass is empty. Time for you
girls to make a zinfandel run. Mommy, none of us are twenty-one. You have
to go get it yourself. Shay, Mommy can’t drive right now. (Turns
to camera) Because of the baby. Yes, the baby. No, mommy can’t drive because Officer Midnight
Visits took her license away. His name is Rick. Rick Midnight Visits. Ugh, c’mon Deandra, let’s go. Oh, is that something we’re going to do after
we eat? Trust me, the last thing we need before a
meal is my mother sobering up. The last time, she made us pray. Byeeeee!!!! Byeeee Alright, you three stay out here. I’ve got
a plan. Just this for today. I’m gonna need to see some ID. Nevermind. I thought you said had a plan. I did. Go inside. Buy the zinfandel. Then
leave. Oh you’re right, Shay. I guess the only part
of your plan that didn’t work was the whole goddamn thing! Oh well, guess we failed. We should probably
go eat an entire meal and reorganize. Deandra, we’re not going anywhere. I should’ve
done this myself from the start. If there’s one thing that I’ve learned in college, it’s
how to get alcohol from boys. Oh, hi nice vest. Just the zinfandel for today. Yeah, I’m gonna need to see some ID. Oh, of course. Oh look, golden girls fell out! Anything else? Uh, you don’t remember me do you, Cameron? Um, no, I don’t remember most people. Blake Jensen. Um, nope. I was starting quarterback our senior year. Blake with a B… you threw a ball? We were on prom court together… I remember prom. I was prom queen! We dated for two years. Dated monogamously? I definitely don’t remember
you. Then you dumped me for a twenty-nine year
old after graduation. Oh right. Blake! You look so good! No I don’t. Damn it! And you’re not twenty-one. God damn it! Well, what happened, Cameron? The saggy sisters
didn’t get us any booze? Oh that’s so cute, my little sister made a
funny joke. Shut the fuck up. The ghost of Christmas past wouldn’t sell me anything. Awesome. Can we go eat now? Don’t worry. I’ve got this! Hello. Yeah, I’m gonna need to see some ID. God dammit! Oh well, there’s a Quik Trip about three miles
down. Maybe we can pay a homeless man to buy us some zinfandel. I’m sorry, but I was invited here for dinner
not some Indiana Jones zinfandel hunt. I could be at the torta bar at Jose’ Peppers right
now but instead I’m here with you three think for yourselfers. Now step aside, if it’s a
bottle of zinfandel that stands between me and several helpings of chicken fried prime
rib, then a bottle of zinfandel you shall have. What the fuck is chicken fried prime rib? I don’t know, but Mom definitely doesn’t know
how to make anything except corn dogs. For sure. Hi, can I see your- Listen, I am buying this bottle of wine. Now
you can sell it to me or I can sell your organs on the black market! So far tonight, your
little power trip has cost me twenty-five minutes that I could’ve spent eating a delicious
chicken fried prime rib dinner! So, while I hold your fragile little life in my stainless
steel fingertips, I ask you, cashier, do you need my ID? Do you? No, we’re good. Great. I’m also going to take these Funyuns.
And a Slim Jim. And a Twix. No Snickers. No Twix. No, I don’t want to ruin my appetite…both. Jesus, Deandra, what did you get? Justice. And a Slim Jim.

77 Responses

  1. pandor says:

    hYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. Robin Jane says:

    What the fuck is chicken fried prime rib?

  3. Ada Alba says:

    Hello, Gizmo

  4. maichi :P says:

    Sub in spanish please

  5. Leandy Pineda says:

    Yo tengo un nuevo hombre xdd I love this serie, greetings from Dominican Republic <3

  6. Jonathan Monaghan says:

    Shay: “Just this for today!”
    Clerk: “I’m gonna need to see some ID.”
    Shay: “Nevermind.”

    I DIED LAUGHING

  7. Joana Rodriguez says:

    Cameron: The ghost of Christmas past wouldn't sell me anything
    ME: LMAO XDD

  8. Sawtooth says:

    "Yeah my new boyfriend is so much more mature. My old boyfriend was always like 'oooh me and my wife just god divorced' and ' why did you give me herpes?' and my new boyfriend is like 'fuck my ex wife, I already had herpes, I don't even care!'"

  9. emily mahon says:

    i fucking LOST IT when deandra goes “….hello gizmo”

  10. Carly Savannah Johnson says:

    0:48 i could hear someone laughing in the background😹😹😹

  11. a loser says:

    the hiii is so demonic

  12. owouwuowo says:

    2018 anyone?

  13. Big Blue Weeaboo says:

    I just realized the cabinets are a picture glued onto a box

  14. Stevie Bracelen says:

    YOU DURT BALL

  15. noot noot recruit says:

    Von: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    Hi extensives

  16. IttyBittySkitty 589 says:

    "Hello… Gizmo"

    😂😂😂

  17. Mylie Dees says:

    “YOU RIPPED MY ARMS OUT OF MY CHEST”
    THAT.HAS.ME.DEAD

  18. Lop Kam says:

    Awesome lol

  19. 67sigurros says:

    “Commit to the dick.” Advice to last through the ages.

  20. My dear says:

    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

  21. Nezuko is bi says:

    Jesus Christ that baby is gonna messed up

  22. Emily says:

    Yes the baby.

  23. BurntScone Oops says:

    Jose Peppers is a bitch of a restraunt

  24. Lazy Unhelpful Potato says:

    Deandra is me with my food

  25. A.M. says:

    I love how Deandre still doesn't trust Mikaela

  26. Rifki Basuki says:

    Indonesian fellows you can check the Indonesian subtitle I provided for this episode

  27. Katrin Baumgarten says:

    Jesus Mikaela SHUT THE FUCK UP

  28. Rocío Medina says:

    Yo tengo un nuevo hombre :v

  29. squishylover 101 says:

    Did anyone else hear at 0:53 them in the background trying not to life

  30. Maddie Williams says:

    5:21 QuikTrip doesn’t sell Zinfandel Shay you should KNOW this

  31. LittleBrownGirl 16 says:

    I relate to Deandra soon much🤣

  32. extra says:

    Don't liquor stores only sell well, liquor-related products?

  33. round chicken says:

    Just commit to the d i c k 😂

  34. Who put you on this planet says:

    Uploaded on my birthday 🎂🎉🍻

  35. Le Petit Gremlin says:

    Mckayla’s attempt at buying booze 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 love this little gremlin

  36. ValleyBoy_1990 says:

    Chicken fried Prime rib tho🤣🤣🤣😋

  37. Kendall Carroll says:

    People at school: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    me: sup😎

  38. Eleanor Ward says:

    I wish I could eat as much as Deandra and remain thin😂

  39. Raven The Wendigo says:

    Is Deandra anyone else’s favorite character 😂 she gives no fucks

  40. vinyl says:

    "I just had to break up with my 29 year old boyfriend.. BECAUSE I JUST GOT A NEW 31 BOYFRIENNNDDD"

    *wheeze*

  41. c o s m i c w a v e s says:

    5:53

  42. azuzuu ! says:

    "…why am I gasping I already knew that."

  43. Beta999000 the proxy. says:

    "HIIIIII" that part I was laughing cuz its like very relatable, someone in the background also laughed XD

  44. Dora Granieri says:

    I can’t stop watching these shows fucking funny I can’t even take it.

  45. Mary N says:

    This is the voice actor of Cameron's best work don't @ me

  46. blue says:

    "Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
    "Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
    "Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
    "Hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

  47. Samantha B. says:

    "Jesus, Deandra, what'd you get?"

    "Justice"

  48. Lewis says:

    Hello gizmo

  49. Wallace Loureiro F says:

    “Why am I gasping I already knew that” Me rewatching MPGiS for the 70th time

  50. Ems The Unicorpse says:

    Why is it randomly age restricted but none of the other vids are wtf

  51. RustySpoonzzz says:

    4:51

  52. sailor 𝓢 says:

    2:16 fucken love Deandra

  53. Emilene Tabud says:

    "Hhhiiiii" years later, I finally got the Alaska reference. God.

  54. Beautiful Boi says:

    Yay!! I got invited to the VanBurens dinner!

  55. Mxya T says:

    "Listen. I am buying this bottle of wine. You can sell it to me, or I can sell your organs on the black market."
    XD

  56. Kaylee Schneider says:

    Why is this episode restricted wtf

  57. Kevin Mullen says:

    2:16 OMG! IM DEAD!!!😂

  58. Sam Burke says:

    "Yes the baby"
    Me: realises you can't drink when your pregnant
    Me also: realises this isn't real 😂😂

  59. Jay says:

    1:27 took me all the way out lmaoooooooooo

  60. Camille Ward says:

    0:53 laughing in the background

  61. Mikhail The Greatest Dragon says:

    Seriously, Shay, commit to the dick!

    Mikaela is iconic

  62. chaotic gay says:

    2:16 my dumbass just realized Deandra was referring to Gremblins. Also Gizmo is the cutest thing ever.

  63. MIGUEL DZUL says:

    "Seriously, Shay, just commit to the dick!"

  64. tarraing says:

    Hello Gizmo I SCREAMED

  65. Nichole Aguiar says:

    When deandra says "sorry, wrong arm" , did she mean that she wanted to knock down the door with her robot arm?

  66. Sebastian Esquivel says:

    Deandra is f***g badass!! lol!!!

  67. N A says:

    I have a huge crush on deandra ngl

  68. inchantic says:

    I love how M(r)s. Can Buren just go along with all the threats, break ups, and curse words these kids does. This is 1000000000/10 family goals.

  69. ღBlueberri ღ says:

    Every Van Buren: HAIIIIIIIII
    Deandra: Sup

  70. Everything On Fleek says:

    I had to go to this account because I was age restricted on my main just to watch this 🤣

  71. Jack Land says:

    i fuckin love the mom HAHA

  72. Mika COSPLAYS says:

    Went back to watch AND ITS FUCKING AGE RESTRICTED

  73. eva mcclelland says:

    can someone sum it up? it says its age restricted and i’m a little upsetti spaghetti about that 🙁

  74. Saturn_Gazeuwu says:

    Hieeeeeeee

  75. Lumin Phillips says:

    "Officer Midnight Visits" 😂

  76. A cowbo says:

    “HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!”

    “…sup”

  77. Kathrin says:

    Always a good throwback

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