Fucking kids! Hey honey Oh mom, how are you? Hum it smells like weed doesn’t it? You’re right! Kids, they begin so early! Gaetan… I’m glad you’re here. Yeah, as if I had a choice. Great, you know that’s a bad idea. I don’t like munchkins. Stop it, it’s gonna be fine. My pupils are lovely. It’s just for one time, to see. I didn’t pay you a 5.000€ / year art school for nothing. An art school? Oh yeah, the art school. See, so you show them your drawing skills. Easy peasy. But if they ever ask you to draw man You say no. No man! It’s too easy. Gaetan, I love you. Hey. Hey. I’m the substitute of Mrs Brodier, because she’s sick. She has the trots. Great When will she be back? She will be there next time. I’m not gonna stay here to teach snotty-nosed. Do you want to see our drawings? Nope, nope. Not interested. You know what, show me your drawings. This way we’re gonna lose time. That’s so…. ugly. Crap. Not pretty. Rubbish. Waouh, you did this on your own, with no help. You suck. How old are you, 10 ? – Yes. Do you like my drawing? Oh yeah that’s great. But you’re not the one who did it. That’s your parents. It’s impossible. I assure you, that’s me. And you? Can you show us your drawings? Well, me? No I don’t have them on me, but anyway they’re like this but better cause the proportions are a bit lame Hum so let’s start the lesson Can we draw men ? Yeah ! Men ! No. – Oohh Today, we are going to study… Yeah right, so today’s lesson will focus on perspective But sir we’ve already done that Yeah really ? Yeah well we’re going to use charcoal then That too The primary colors. We did that last week Well let’s draw men then Yeaaaah !! Which man should we draw ? Don’t ask me, draw a man, just do a.. Ju-Just draw things I’ll be back Don’t worry kids There’s nothing to worry about Oh my.. Does he want us to draw him ? – I have no idea, I don’t know Okay okay kids we’re going to draw the man standing in front of us okay? We’ll show him the best drawing But sir you have the best drawing skills here Hum, well hum.. everyone participates, take a sheet of paper and a pencil and let’s draw! Go, Go! The sheets! Damn it! This is crap, fuck! Ah I ran out of ink, too bad eh I can lend you a pencil. – No there’s no pencil left, no time left so hum… The man is getting tired of waiting, show me your drawings. Show me, show me your drawings come on! Yeah that sucks, that too that didn’t improve, it’s disgusting, disgusting Okay, so you didn’t even understand what we had to do We’re going to die Move over Do you like my drawing ? It’s amazing! A few things to improve but it’s great We might stay alive I’ll give it to him. -Don’t worry I’ll do it. -No I’ll do it! -No no no don’t worry I will But it’s my drawing so I’ll give it to him! AAAAAH!!! Draw him something sir! No, but… I don’t have any pen so… Sir, we need a better drawing Yeah I know, I know! Come on! Yeah, yeah hum Turn around I can’t concentrate AAH!! YEAAAH!! You’re the best! You’re so good! Your drawing must have been amazing! It was good yeah, it was amazing I hope you’ll come back soon. Yes! YEAAAH!!! Gaetan? What’s going on at school ? Hum, it’s, it’s a long story, don’t worry So! How did it go ? It went well, I think they like me I had told you it wouldn’t be that bad Do you like that Léa kid ? -Ah, don’t tell me about it She’s a really good student, but what a brat! And she’s clingy ! Always asking questions… Gnagnagna, madam? Madam? gnagnagna Do you think I could teach again some time ? Well of course! Great! I have to see… I have to ask the headmistress Mom, do you believe in aliens ? Gaetan.. You need to stop smoking. Thank you for watching my short film Don’t hesitate to click down below to discover the making of and see how we made the special effects, how we made the alien see what the shooting looked like, and don’t hesitate to subscribe You guys are 12 millions, it’s extremely gratifying, maybe 13 millions one day, I don’t know… See you soon!